Join
Timewasters
of America
Timewasters of America recognizes those who consistently find something other than work to do. Whether you’re wandering the shop, taking the scenic route to the break room, or starting projects you’ll never finish, TWA welcomes you.
PERSONALIZED MEMBERSHIP CARD
A printed card personalized with the member name on the order, plus an official excuse for why the important thing still is not finished.
OFFICIAL MEMBER NUMBER
A unique TWA member number assigned when the order is processed. It proves you officially joined instead of merely planning to.
MEMBERSHIP CERTIFICATE
A printed membership certificate suitable for framing, filing, or leaving on your desk while you avoid the next task.
MAILED DIRECTLY TO YOUR DOOR
The personalized card and certificate are physical items mailed to the shipping address entered at checkout. Delivery time depends on the destination.
Membership Dues
One-time purchase. No automatic renewal. Membership is valid for one year and can be renewed manually.
ABOUT TWA
Timewasters of America is a national society dedicated to the art, science, and lifelong pursuit of wasting time. We unite those who put off until tomorrow what can be put off indefinitely.