TIMEWASTERS
OF AMERICA
Promoting the Recognition, Preservation, and Advancement of Productive Avoidance Since 2026.
Proudly Wasting Time Since time began
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Timewasters of America (TWA) is a national society dedicated to the art, science, and lifelong pursuit of wasting time. We unite those who put off until tomorrow what can be put off indefinitely.
ABOUT TWA
Dedicated to recognizing, documenting, and preserving America’s proud tradition of productive avoidance. Our mission is to celebrate those who consistently find something else to do when important work awaits.
MEMBERSHIP
Membership is available to individuals who have demonstrated a consistent commitment to avoiding important tasks. Applicants should possess a proven record of procrastination, distraction, or strategic non-productivity.
BYLAWS
Review the official rules, regulations, procedures, and organizational standards governing the Timewasters of America. These documents ensure members waste time responsibly and in accordance with established tradition.
CHAPTERS
Locate local chapters and connect with fellow timewasters in your area. Chapter activities may include meetings, discussions, planning sessions, and postponing all of the above until a more convenient date.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
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- Latest News and Updates
Stay informed regarding organizational developments, upcoming events, membership information, and official notices from the National Office. - Recent Notices
Membership applications continue to be accepted.
New chapter development remains ongoing.
Committee reports are currently under review. - Upcoming Events
National Timewasting Day
Regional Chapter Meetings
Annual Membership DRIVE
TIMEWASTERS OF AMERICA
National Headquarters
123 Wasting Time Way
Nowhere, USA 00000
Entirely fictional. Please do not mail anything here.
